"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

"Hmmm....I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate.

"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" he asks.

"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"

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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it wou... Read More

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Our Father

 To the Chairman of Directors,

Huge Corporation,

Box 666,

Capitalist City 54321

 Who art in Heaven

 in the suite of offices on the 77th floor

 Hallowed be thy name

 Everyone is shit scared of you

 Thy Kingdom come

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I cracked a new computer game, about a week ago,

the last cyber shoot-up for PC,

inspired by three hit movies and a top-rate TV show,

it needed interactive HGD.

The holographic drive was one I'd made all by myself,

with parts I bought on e-bay, almost free,

the inter-active interface I stole right off the shelf... Read More

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"So here's the thing with girls" I told the young guy at the bar,

"They're soft and sweet, and bring you to your knees;

Coz when you love a girl you find you're wishing on a star,

But Omigod - they're awful hard to please!

"You tell them that they're pretty and they swear to you they're not,

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