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10. I think of you as a brother. 
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")9. There's a slight difference in our ages. 
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. 
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)7. My life is too complicated right now. 
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)6. I've got a boyfriend. 
(Who's really my male cat an... Read More

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."So they start going up and on t... Read More

"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm....I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate."Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" he asks."Gobble, gobble, gobble!"... Read More

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made."Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze.""What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily."Gold of course," says the man proudly.The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"... Read More

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