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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY,
AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING.
 
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

I THOUGHT...
WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER.

MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
SO WHEN I LEFT... Read More

where am i na ba???

still dito sa laptop at baliw....

hmmmm....

continue q na bout ke 3rd ex....

pierce guy!!!aha!!!

ok eto na....

pierce guy was mah opis mate right!?

hehhe...

qt naman talgah ako kaya me na link pa sakin na basag ang utak....

emo to the max ako...

kilabot na nga ako eh 2 na ang na lilink sakin di ko pa makalimutan si motor kidd0...

well......

as far nagalit ako ke pierce guy....coz i really napahiya na... Read More

THE WOODEN BOWL

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now..

 A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.

The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
&nb... Read More

The Husband Store! 
 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! 

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
 
There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or... Read More

The bowl  

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.


After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble.

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the su... Read More

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