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1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie r... Read More
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard/bitch who made you sad.When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.When you... Read More
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard/bitch who made you sad.When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.When you... Read More
Since my hand's can't reach you, Let my Prayers Hug you with God's Love and Blessings, Good health not only today but always. Love Arlene ... Read More
Somehow, out of all the twists and turns our lives could have taken, and out of all the chances we might have missed, it almost seems like we were given a meant -to be moment- to meet, to get to know each other, and to set the stage for a special togetherness. When I am with you, I know that i am in the presence of someone who makes my life more complete than i ever dreamed it could be..... Read More
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