10. I think of you as a brother.Â
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")9. There's a slight difference in our ages.Â
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.Â
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)7. My life is too complicated right now.Â
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)6. I've got a boyfriend.Â
(Who's really my male cat an...
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