"So here's the thing with girls" I told the young guy at the bar,"They're soft and sweet, and bring you to your knees;Coz when you love a girl you find you're wishing on a star,But Omigod - they're awful hard to please! "You tell them that they're pretty and they swear to you they're not,But if you dare agree you'll feel their sting!Their eyes can turn to freezing as their words come out so hot,Until you wish you'd never said a thing. "They say 'Do I look fat in this?' but think before you t...
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